If this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!

Thank goodness there's a name  for this disorder.

Somehow I feel  better, even though I have it!! 
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.  - Age Activated Attention Deficit  Disorder. 
This is how it manifests itself:

I  decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the  driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs  washing.

As I head towards the garage, I notice post on the porch table  that I picked up from the postman earlier.

I  decide to go through it before I wash the car.

I put my car keys on  the table, put the junk mail in the recycling box under the  table, and notice that the recycling box is  full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the recycling  first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the  postbox when I take out the recycling paper  anyway, I may as well pay the bills first..

I take  my cheque book off the table and notice that there is only one cheque  left.

My extra cheques are in the desk in my  study, so I go into the house to my desk where I find the  cup of coffee I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my  cheques but first I need to push the coffee  aside so that I don't accidentally knock it  over.

The coffee is getting cold, and I decide to make another cup..

As I  head toward the kitchen with the cold coffee, a vase of flowers on the worktop catches my eye -  the flowers need water.

I put the coffee on the worktop  and discover my reading glasses  that I've been searching for all morning.

I  decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the  flowers..

I put the glasses back down on the  worktop, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the  TV remote control. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realise  that tonight when we go to watch TV,I'll be looking for the  remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen  table, so I decide to put it back where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour  some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the  floor.

So, I put the remote back on the  table, get some towels and wipe up the  spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the  end of the day:

The car isn't washed

The bills aren't  paid

There is a cold cup of coffee sitting on the kitchen  work-surface

The flowers don't have enough water,

There is  still only 1 cheque in my cheque book,

I can't find the  remote,

I can't find my glasses,

And I don't remember what I  did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing  got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all  bloody day and I'm really tired.

I realise this is a serious  problem, and I'll try to get some help for  it, but first I'll check my e-mail.....

Do me a  favour. Forward this message to everyone you  know, Because I can't remember who the hell I've sent it  to.

Don't laugh - if this isn't you yet, your day is  coming!!
 

STORY OF A LITTLE BOY AND THE DUCK...

There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods, but he could never hit the target. Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner.
As he was walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved! In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile, only to see his sister watching!
Fatima had seen it all, but she said nothing. 

After lunch the next day Grandma said, ' Fatima , let's wash the dishes.' But Fatima said, 'Grandma, Ahmed told me he wanted to help in the kitchen.'

Then she whispered to him, 'Remember the duck?' So Ahmed did the dishes.

Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing and Grandma said, 'I'm sorry but I need Fatima to help make supper.'

Fatima just smiled and said, ...

'Well, that's all right because Ahmed told me he wanted to help.'

She whispered again, 'Remember the duck?' So Fatima went fishing and Ahmed stayed to help.

After several days of Ahmed doing both his chores and Fatima 's, he finally couldn't stand it any longer.

He came to Grandma and confessed that he had killed the duck. Grandma knelt down, gave him a hug and said, 'Sweetheart, I know. You see, I was standing at the window and I saw the whole thing, but because I love you, I forgave you. I was just wondering how long you would let Fatima make a slave of you.'

Thought for the day and every day thereafter?

Whatever is in your past, whatever you have done... and the devil keeps throwing it up in your face (lying, cheating, debt, fear, bad habits, hatred, anger, bitterness, etc.)...whatever it is...You need to know that Allah saw the whole thing. He has seen your whole life. He wants you to know that He loves you and that you are forgiven.

He's just wondering how long you will let the devil make a slave of you.
The great thing about Allah is that when you ask foR forgiveness, He not only forgives you, but He loves you. It is by Allah's grace and mercy that we are saved.

Go ahead and make a difference in someone's life today. 

SUBHANALLAH. ..

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